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Messaggioda AleSchumy » 12/08/2010, 20:09

Ce ne sarebbero un migliaio..ma io vi trascrivo (dal libro che ho a casa) solo quella che mi ha fatto fare una cosa come 15min di risata ininterrotta!! :asd: :crazy: :asd:

Totti si presenta a Trigoria per l'allenamento, ma come entra in campo tutta la squadra scoppia a ridere!! "Ahò...Ma che c'avete da ridà©.." protesta. "E' questo er rispetto che portate ar vostro capitano??".
Al che Delvecchio gli fa notare: "Francà©, ma non ti sei accorto che indossi una scarpa dell'Adidas e una della Nike? Vai a casa e cambiatele!!".
E Totti: "Marco...'o vedi che sei proprio 'n cojone!! A casa pure ciò 'na scarpa de 'a naiche e una dell'Adidasse, che cacchio ce vado a fa?" :look:


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